Opening lyrics to the song that runs over the credits at the end of the Beveryly Hillbillies, or what we should be saying to Joker Phillips?

Perhaps it was not the most embarrassing loss in the history of UK football, but it's got to be close!  Was it the Gardner Webb of the Gridiron?  When does UK pull the plug on teh Joker Phillips Experiment?  Cast your vote, and let me know what you are thinking.