A lady in Louisville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The
police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Louisville?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Louisville players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can't most of the Louisville players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The Louisville team has adopted a new Honor System. "Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor"
The Cards are expecting a 7-6 season this year: 7 arrests; 6 convictions